“Loki is the guy, who brings the party.”
JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR PANTS ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT GIF
He has mjolnir in his pants..
(Source: areyoudreamingohalice, via weaponizedwit)
As he entered the clock tower and saw the trail of dark blood leading up the stairwell, Thor suddenly thought about cats.
Before drawing my own bunch again, I decided to finish that doodle of Mona I made some time ago! Not only because she’s a super cute character and fun to draw, but also because Amy has been nothing but awesome and encouraging lately, with leaving me so many nice comments, always finding the right words… you know! A small thank you, so to say! :) Never ever change, Amy! ♥
THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
| Man 1: | But I'm not Gay! |
| Man 2: | Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki? |
| Man 1: | but I'm not! |
| Man 2: | IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI! |
| Man 1: | honestly? |
| Man 2: | THOR OR LOKI! |
| Man 1: | probably Iron Man. |
| Man 2: | SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK? |
| Man 1: | yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man.... |
| Man 2: | ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed? |
| Man 1: | well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me. |
| Man 2: | oh yeah.. |
| Man 1: | and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my- |
| Random Woman: | EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN. |
| *awkward silence* | |
| Man 2: | ...and you said you werent gay! |
Tom Hiddleston as Bill Hazledine in Suburban Shootout [part 1]
(Source: between-heavenandhell, via datnovice)
What's wrong with our society.
| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |
And I continued to draw that tiny w.i.t.c.h. pics. >м<
I think nobody can help me.
